"you need to go on a diet"


(Source: disarms, via humorking)

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Always watching the tongue flip

Anonymous asked: What happens on friday?


the glorious You & I video directed by the one and only oscar winning director Ben Winston is released on the world wide web for our eyes to see.


pros with ashton: 

  • he’s sweet 
  • he’s cute 
  • he’s funny 
  • his laugh is one of the seven wonders of the world and could cure any disease 

cons with ashton: 

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  • he might be too cute

(via hemmingslip)


i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via fake-mermaid)